How I tortured my time...

I have been lazy for the last dozen days. I killed my time. Oh wait I didn't kill it straight away. I slowly tortured it. I tied it with its hair and peeled off its skin and salted it with red chilli and cooked it and burnt in the darkest of hells flame. I showered it with boiling lava from deep down the farthest mountains of darkshadows. I abused it. I made it to sit on the black cursed chair of death while I watched it being electorcuted. I could smell the black smoke rising from it. I laughed as its screem echoed from the hells gate. I laughed when it cried from the dreadfull pain that I caused as I pulled its eyes out.I took it through the painfull adventures with the bloody deamons. There I draged it to the black cold skull beach where there is only blood.